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A Solution to The Liar Puzzle in The Labyrinth
In the film The Labyrinth, a young girl must reach The Goblin King Jared's castle, at the center of his kingdom to rescue her brother before the stroke of twelve. The entire kingdom, however, is a maze, so she stands very little chance of success. two guards stand at a doorway. One is red, the other is blue. They are non-violent, and rather kind to the young girl who approaches. I don't recall which one is red and which one is blue, but for the sake of this I'll say the blue one speaks first. He says "one of us always tells the truth, and the other one always lies. You can pass through this door if you can guess correctly which one is which," or something along those lines.
The girl spends a long time building a complicated relationship between the sentences they speak to one another, and how one or the other must be telling the truth. Needless to say, she's wrong, and she falls down a trap door that she's standing on, and enters into yet another mind game involving a litany of creatur
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The Phantom Menace Sucks, or Does It?
Who is George Lucas? George Lucas is the film industry. He is, in some way, responsible for the success of THX, Skywalker Sound, Industrial Light & Magic, Lucasarts, Lucas Licensing, Pixar Animation Studios, Lucasfilm Limited, and The Jim Henson Company. Many of these companies, he founded, purchased, or otherwise supported. And the first three on the list are everywhere today. George Lucas is so rich, he is currently in the process of building a museum about his life.
Background:
George Lucas was born in California, 1944. His hobbies include Eastern philosophy (he is a self-declared Buddhist), street-racing (formerly), and collecting Norman Rockwell paintings. His directorial debut was THX 1138, the film after which THX the company is named.
His more recent works have received blind hate, and blind love. What it really needs is objective criticism. Examples:
Hate:
“Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is the most
disappointing thing since my son.” — Mike Stoklasa
Love:
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Short Sonic Essay
As a video game fan, I have been consistently stunned by
the low quality of video games in the Sonic the Hedgehog
franchise. My aim was to find out why Sonic games are so
bad. Sonic '06, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Sonic Boom are
considered the worst. Sonic Boom was released in December
2014, just a few months ago.
My research on UVU’s library was unfortunately bringing
forth very little. If they weren’t guides to game design,
they were arguing whether or not video games were art
(they are) or their potential negative psychological effects.
None of this was useful to me, but I did realize that in
order to argue Sonic games weren’t good art, I would need
to prove, quickly, that games could be art in the first place.
I wound up with very little for a long time, but legendary
comic book artist and industry reformer Neal Adams
discussed a similar struggle for comics to gain credibility.
He said that the answer should be obvious because the first
records were pictograms. Some
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A Gift
It's something that we think will get easy,
Something that we think will change.
And the thoughts that we thought were normal
We later on realize were strange.
The amount of time we spend wishing,
Is time we could use to try.
But it's only after you step on the stage
That you realize that you are shy.
It's hard to get up in the morning,
When you know the struggle of day.
It's hard to say what you mean
When you don't know what you're trying to say.
The longing we feel in the darkness
Sticks with us out in the light.
The longing to be who we imagine.
The longing to do what is right.
Today marks another year living,
Another year lost in the snow.
Another year searching for guidance
From elders who act like they know.
Life can be hard for the young ones,
But it's even harder for the old.
They became used to being normal,
and forgot how it felt to be bold.
But it's only hard because they make it.
Nobody said life should be wild.
And a plain life too can be treasured
As a series of memories
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Last Chance
"Any last words, before we execute you?" asked His Highest Omnipotent Inquisitor Sir The Constable Sledgeling DeVito IIV. Popularly, he was known as His Highest Slime "Sludge Depravito".
"I've got nothing," said the turncoat in the snazzy coat.
"Really? Someone, somewhere else, far off, maybe? No? Someone who cares about you and doesn't realize what a down-spiraling cock you are. That's what you've got, I wager," Depravito begged. He enjoyed his job torturing infidels to death too much, you see.
"Well, I've got myself. I care deeply about my own well being," said the turncoat.
Someone, somewhere else, far off; someone who cared about the turncoat was waiting for a word to be spoken.
"This is absurd. It's time to die, habibi," sneered Depravito.
"Wait, I do have last words, after all--" the turncoat's voice sputtered to a halt when the axe came between his head and his body. His head rolled onto the sapphire sand, and the woman in the barrel with a crossbow, waiting for the turncoat to
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I Can't Wait
I like to say I can't wait to be with you,
But I have to because there's time in between
You and I. So what I mean is I don't want to.
I like to say I can't wait to be with you,
But I've waited so many times before successfully,
So we both know that I can, we both know.
I like to say I can't wait to lay with you,
But the truth is that even an eternity in
Hell would be worth the wait. And I mean that.
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Salt Lake City
My woman and I, and a friend from East High,
We moved to the city, where ugly is pretty.
Where fancy is shitty, and towers scrape sky.
My woman and me, and a little kitty,
We live by a landfill, trash under a hill,
And daily, still the smell comes at 3.
The four of us sleep in two rooms that creep,
The floor makes sound when we're not around,
And we're steeped in bills that can't be found.
We went for a walk, and a bit of a talk,
And in an empty lot, in a plain looking spot,
We did not expect an old condom by a rock.
This place is a mess, it's gross and it's dense.
The tap tastes like bleach, but his own to each.
I love every breach, and I love every stench.
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An Open Letter To Social Justice Warriors
If you have a smartphone, a laptop,
A television, or a game system,
Live in one of the few countries that
Strives for self-improvement,
Have access to a variety of
Styles of education and career,
Have more than ten pairs of clothes,
More than three meals a day,
More than one car or motorcycle,
More than one bathroom
And more than one bedroom
In your house or apartment,
A Bernie Sanders bumper sticker,
Or the means to acquire any
of those amenities in
The foreseeable future,
Then . . .
Regardless of your race,
Skin color, gender, sexuality,
belief system, or income bracket,
The level of privilege you enjoy
compared to people who don't
have those things is staggering.
So stop complaining about people
with very similar lifestyles
To your own, and find something
Useful to do. Help the people
Who need help. And don't do it
On Tumblr, Facebook, Reddit, or
Twitter. Do it for real.
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Kilt
People are dying. Muslims killed by muslims.
But to say Islam is the problem is bigotry?
Get off your high horse and deal with the fact
PEOPLE ARE DYING.
People are dying. There's a way to stop it.
Don't "tolerate" people who aren't tolerant.
Because violent intolerance is the reason
PEOPLE ARE DYING.
People are dying. Even if Sam Harris is racist,
Who gives a damn? I sure as hell don't.
Because Sam Harris isn't behind the fact
PEOPLE ARE DYING.
People are dying. But criticizing the killers
On the news shouldn't be the response.
The response should focus on keeping
PEOPLE FROM DYING.
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To The Moon
I was standing high upon a tower.
I had just seen a beautiful film.
And although the bullet had inspired me,
I decided I would jump on a whim.
I was going to land on the ground
Rather than fly towards space.
But maybe I'd still reach heaven,
If indeed there were such a place.
Melies might find that funny,
But I had forgot how to laugh.
My wife had died some years ago,
And I felt I lost a half.
My friend knew I was sour,
He said my pain might end.
But living through such pain
is like living for a friend.
Just before I go down,
I'd like a cigarette.
Pairs well with loire,
Or at least I would bet.
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Oliver Body
The moon was bright and the sky was not
When a woman screamed during robbery.
As punishment, what the fair lady got
Was the dagger on Oliver Body.
The police came, and their wagons lurched
It was more than just a hobby.
But despite reports, they searched
And found no trace of Oliver Body.
A termagant was cold come frostfall,
And found herself sleeping in a potty.
But she awoke to a subtle call;
One that came from Oliver Body.
The doctors came, and their wagons rolled,
The ice made riding quite shoddy.
The woman didn't wake until by the bold
Attack from Oliver Body.
The daughter of the mayor did pass
When she slipped in a dress quite gaudy.
When the priest paused mid-Mass,
And she stood with Oliver Body.
The experts said she was given a drug
That would make her head noddy,
And later on a man came and dug
Up every bit of her-Oliver Body.
They couldn't find her anywhere,
No matter how much the mayor'd lobby.
Because he had gotten rid of her,
Hidden her away (Oliver Body).
Oliver was once
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Bad Night
I woke up in a room, with lights all around, very spooky. It was brighter than I'm used to, living in the dark my whole life. There was a fellow sitting across from me. He was smoking an e-cigarette, and he breathed a real odd taste into my face. Cheesecake? I should have been mad, I usually am when I'm kidnapped, or when I'm inhaling stuff that's bad for me. But that sedative they hit me with just made me think about how much I hate Cheesecake. He saw I was awake, turned off his little pipe, looked at me.
"I'm sure that you're not too happy being here."
"Just unhappy you're the first face I've seen in days."
"But we're accomodating you while you're here."
"Barely."
"Do you need anything? What would a four foot tall lizard eat or drink?"
"I'm an amphibian."
"That's debatable. Anyway, do you want anything? Or do you have some other requirements utterly alien to me?"
I started laughing.
"Human flesh, maybe something like that?"
He wasn't amused.
"Listen pal, do I look like I have a space
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Jak and Daxter Fan History (SPOILERS, WIP)
The Construction of The Cosmos:
Egos are essentially gods of eco, the energy of the universe. There are six egos total, one for each type of eco, no more and no less. They once resided in our universe, during a pre-historic era of creation when the universe consisted solely of eco. Angelic creatures from that time, the ecomentals, are the current sources of pure eco in our universe, and each one is a piece of the original egos, who have since been separated into six different pocket universes. The ecomentals were left behind by the egos. This universe has a sub-space like network called The Rift, where time is a place, and The Rift acts as a nexus between the pocket universes and our own.
The first ego, Doud, was born as a primal consciousness along with the universe itself in a big bang like incident. Doud is the source of dark eco, a primal energy, which is largely chaotic, volatile, and destructive. However, it can be transmuted into the four colored variations of eco. Doud spawns f
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Listen
Listen, a word ripe with bad thoughts
As though to imply you don't care.
Powerful, hard to hear, but it does not
Mean that there's nothing to hear there.
I want you to know that it's easy
When you say my breath don't stink.
I want you to know that it's hard
When I try to tell you how I think.
I don't want you to be my world,
I just want you to be realistic.
I don't want you to feel too girl'd.
I don't want you to need lipstick.
I need to know that you listen,
Even if you cannot understand.
I need to know that I glisten
Among other suitors in the land.
I love you even if you don't
Reciprocate that feeling.
I love you even when you won't
Forgive me for me reeling.
I'll love you when you die,
I'll love you if you leave.
I love that it's you and I,
Rather than you and Steve.
The trouble with love is it hurts
To know if we know one another.
The trouble with me is me blurts,
And the trouble with you is your mother.
But trouble can't trouble me long,
Because I know where I can go.
It sometime
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Shannon Richey
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United States
I am a married 20-something struggling as a security guard, and I (rarely) write mediocre poetry, essays and short stories, and I used to make crappy art in Microsoft Paint. In fact, the intention of this profile was an absurdist science fiction web-comic in the vein of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, entitled Tammle And Bass about two adopted brothers and private investigators. At one point somewhere in the middle of my gallery as it stands now, I did several projects in my art class, which had much more effective editing tools, and made way for actual progress. Since then, I've mostly been writing (because I don't have that same fancy equipment), which I became interested in--and better at-- in my last two years of high school. About half of my writings are experimental, where I issue myself a challenge and try to follow through. I'm not super active on here anymore, but I do stuff when I do it and that's that. I have plans, but who knows? Don't want to excite anyone, so I'll shut up. But I am going to try and post my random ideas on here more often.
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In the film The Labyrinth, a young girl must reach The Goblin King Jared's castle, at the center of his kingdom to rescue her brother before the stroke of twelve. The entire kingdom, however, is a maze, so she stands very little chance of success. two guards stand at a doorway. One is red, the other is blue. They are non-violent, and rather kind to the young girl who approaches. I don't recall which one is red and which one is blue, but for the sake of this I'll say the blue one speaks first. He says "one of us always tells the truth, and the other one always lies. You can pass through this door if you can guess correctly which one is which," or something along those lines.

The girl spends a long time building a complicated relationship between the sentences they speak to one another, and how one or the other must be telling the truth. Needless to say, she's wrong, and she falls down a trap door that she's standing on, and enters into yet another mind game involving a litany of creatures whose faces are made of hands.

My solution to that problem is that the guard who lays out the premise of the game is the one telling the truth. This of course requires the assumption that they aren't both lying about the premise to begin with. But you can assume they wouldn't be there at all, and there would just be a trap door there on its own instead of a pair of trickster guards posted to a door nobody can ever get through.

And although Jared does seem to enjoy torturing those who wander through his Labyrinth with trickery and illusion, he seems to be a man of his word when it comes to the challenge itself. I could be wrong, as there is a cave at one point full of rock-men who warn the young girl to turn back, but her associate who knows the Labyrinth quite well knows better than to listen. However, these rock-men never claimed to be telling the truth, they simply told.

I think much of the Labyrinth's brain teasers involve either being smart to begin with, or learning a lesson upon failure. The characters get thrown into several quite dangerous situations, but none of them are ever explicitly life-threatening. Most of Jared's distractions serve to waste the young girl's time until midnight, rather than killing her. And Jared himself seems oddly infatuated with her. Rambling done.
Who is George Lucas? George Lucas is the film industry. He is, in some way, responsible for the success of THX, Skywalker Sound, Industrial Light & Magic, Lucasarts, Lucas Licensing, Pixar Animation Studios, Lucasfilm Limited, and The Jim Henson Company. Many of these companies, he founded, purchased, or otherwise supported. And the first three on the list are everywhere today. George Lucas is so rich, he is currently in the process of building a museum about his life.

Background:

George Lucas was born in California, 1944. His hobbies include Eastern philosophy (he is a self-declared Buddhist), street-racing (formerly), and collecting Norman Rockwell paintings. His directorial debut was THX 1138, the film after which THX the company is named.

His more recent works have received blind hate, and blind love. What it really needs is objective criticism. Examples:

Hate:

“Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is the most
disappointing thing since my son.” — Mike Stoklasa

Love:

“The problem is you, and that you got too old to see
the film through the eyes of a seven year old.” —
Andrew Goldberg

Objective Criticism:

“Your reaction to Phantom Menace will depend on
what level you’re watching it on, just like a video
game.” — Peter Travers


My polarizing premise is this "The Star Wars prequels are better than you think. And the original trilogy is worse than you think."

A Comparison:

Episode IV                          Episode I


2 hours 5 minutes                   2 hours 16 minutes


dry, cynical dialogue               light, silly dialogue


slow, methodical editing            fast, thrilling editing


Simple samurai fights               wild coreographed fights


a few great characters              many unfocused characters


basic adventure themes              hopeless defeatist themes


based on Hidden Fortress            Lucas’ original script


simple, easy-to-follow plot         ambitious, complex plot


Buddhist/Hindu philosophy           Western Christian philosophy


dirty, minimalist set design        clean, packed set design


both inspired technical film-making innovations, contain purposeful
comparative assonance and dissonance, and became overnight
worldwide merchandising vehicles for a longer franchise across a
variety of media and a number of years. And some people forget George
Lucas' other failed vehicle, Howard The Duck, a film often cited as
one of the worst.

Here are some ratings for both films:

Star Wars                      Phantom Menace

92%                            51%            Metacritic

8/10                           6.5/10         IMDB

94%                            57%            Rotten Tomatoes

Here is Roger Ebert's scores, and opinion:

4/4                            3.5/4          Roger Ebert


“If it were the first ‘Star Wars’ movie, ‘The Phantom
Menace’ would be hailed as a visionary breakthrough … the stories of the ‘Star Wars’ movies have always been space operas…”


Here is why I think the films are better than you think they are. Expectation kills art. If you only love it, or only hate it, you can't see the bad, or you can't see the good.

Dedicated to George Lucas, Ruiner of Childhoods, and Adopter of Childrens
The Phantom Menace Sucks, or Does It?
In this short adaptation of a PowerPoint I made for my art class.
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As a video game fan, I have been consistently stunned by
the low quality of video games in the Sonic the Hedgehog
franchise. My aim was to find out why Sonic games are so
bad. Sonic '06, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Sonic Boom are
considered the worst. Sonic Boom was released in December
2014, just a few months ago.

My research on UVU’s library was unfortunately bringing
forth very little. If they weren’t guides to game design,
they were arguing whether or not video games were art
(they are) or their potential negative psychological effects.
None of this was useful to me, but I did realize that in
order to argue Sonic games weren’t good art, I would need
to prove, quickly, that games could be art in the first place.

I wound up with very little for a long time, but legendary
comic book artist and industry reformer Neal Adams
discussed a similar struggle for comics to gain credibility.
He said that the answer should be obvious because the first
records were pictograms. Some symbols in pictograms
were pictures and some were letters. Pictograms were the
first comic books.

Animator, rapper, voice actor and gamer, Arin Hanson’s
video series Sequelitis addressed a problem for several
games, always focusing on games that don’t get rid of the
bad stuff for the sequel, hence the title. He states that a
game should be built around its premise, tone and so forth.
Sonic’s main power is running fast and yet it focuses on
carefully jumping between platforms.

Architect and gamer Bruno de Figueiredo discusses in his
article Antagonism and Continuity: Ico versus Shadow of
the Colossus the power of visual storytelling. Sonic suffers
from trying to make its plot too complicated, which
hinders it. Consider that Sonic and Mario compete. Mario
isn’t complicated and that’s why it continues to sell games.
Sonic takes itself too seriously. This is why even Mario
villains look cute, while many Sonic villains look like
the spawn of Satan.

One of my favorite games is Metal Gear Solid 3, which is
clearly built around its premise and tone, as Hanson
discussed. I found a man who agreed with me on this, by
the name of George Weidman, a journalist and gamer. I
used his arguments for its perfection in my paper, and I
used Snake Eater as the game Sonic should aim to be.

I decided to look at another popular series that seems to be
arriving at a similar place as Sonic: Assassin’s Creed.
Many people are becoming aware that they’re the same
thing over and over again. Journalist and gamer Nick
Doyle agrees with me in his article Five Reasons Why
Assassin’s Creed is Terrible:

Yearly Release Schedule
They are a money-maker for Ubisoft
The games aren’t getting better
The worst kind of historical fiction
Nothing but repitition

Besides #4, these all apply to Sonic games. Called “the worst game of all time”,
“not even an actual game”, “unfinished”, and “broken” by many, Sonc ’06’s
lack of quality is usually blamed on the artists, Sonic
Team. Journalist and gamer Ryan Bloom tells a different
story in his article Sonic the Hedgehog, discussing Sonic
creator Yuji Naka’s disillusionment due to changes
demanded by the corporate level. After getting sick of
fighting for the fair treatment of his character and his staff,
Yuji Naka quit Sonic Team. Since then, Sonic has truly devolved.

Director, actor and writer Kevin Smith stated in an
interview that friends of his weren’t being allowed to
upload clips of video game footage by Youtube. He went
on to say that some companies were telling Youtube not to
worry about games that they owned, but other game
companies have not been so lenient. This truly shows that
to those who sell video games, they are a product. This is
how I end my paper, by saying the corporate pressure on the
artists is what has so negatively affected the Sonic franchise.
Short Sonic Essay
This is copied and pasted from a PowerPoint presentation I had to do in high school. The presentation surrounds my writing of an essay all about Sonic and game design, and the process of what I cited, and what I claim in the essay.
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It's something that we think will get easy,

Something that we think will change.

And the thoughts that we thought were normal

We later on realize were strange.

The amount of time we spend wishing,

Is time we could use to try.

But it's only after you step on the stage

That you realize that you are shy.

It's hard to get up in the morning,

When you know the struggle of day.

It's hard to say what you mean

When you don't know what you're trying to say.

The longing we feel in the darkness

Sticks with us out in the light.

The longing to be who we imagine.

The longing to do what is right.

Today marks another year living,

Another year lost in the snow.

Another year searching for guidance

From elders who act like they know.

Life can be hard for the young ones,

But it's even harder for the old.

They became used to being normal,

and forgot how it felt to be bold.

But it's only hard because they make it.

Nobody said life should be wild.

And a plain life too can be treasured

As a series of memories compiled.

Don't forget who you want to be,

But don't lament how fast time can fly

It's more important to be happy,

And I don't think you need to ask why.

Some people want to be actors.

Some people want to be stars.

They should treat missed chances with fondness,

But instead they treat them like scars.

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General Josephine enters the board room with a limp, soaking wet, covered in scrapes, scratches, and bruises (most easily seen on his face), and breathing really hard. The group all look at him.
General Josephine: I know I don’t look the most professional, but that’s just because I spilled some chicken on my coat. Right here, see?
Aaron sets up a laptop, as General Josephine walks to his seat. He has to stop for a moment. The President motions to one of the secret servicemen, who helps Josephine to his seat.
General Josephine: Thank you son, what’s your name?
Secret Serviceman is about to answer, when Colonel Myers shouts some more.
Colonel Myers: Enough with the bravado, Josephine. Why are we here?
General Josephine: Right, let’s get down to brass tacks. Top brass tacks.
Nobody laughs but Aaron and the president.
General Josephine: Just a little military humor.
Senator Hubert: Hardly.
General Josephine: Yeah, well our Commander In Chief liked it, so . . .
Aaron coughs.
General Josephine: Yes! I called for this committee to decide the inception of a new department. The Department of Abnormal Response, Defense, and Research. DARDAR.
Some board members scoff at the name.
General Josephine: You can laugh if you want, but a marketing guy told me that DARDAR is easier to remember than DADRAR, so I’m sticking to it. DARDAR would be focused on the protection of the American public by gifted citizens.
Colonel Myers: What citizens? The vigilantes?
General Josephine: Of course not the vigilantes. That’s part of what this department would help to stop. The newly politically correct media are focusing white on black violence rather than ignoring it. Telling the truth is a good thing, but what many viewers are now accusing the police departments of is violent racism. There is a myth that the government doesn’t care about the little guy. This myth very well may be true, I’m not here to debate its authenticity. I’m here to propose a campaign within my department to turn the members of its strike force into social media icons. People that can not just boast to be American heroes, but to prove it on the grandest scale. We would work in tandem with all emergency services, we would provide them with what they need to fight off abnormal threats, and we would take great care to save the lives of normal police officers to reserve their roles to that of normal police officers. If a dragon attacks, you want a dragon slayer to fight it, not the soldiers trained to fight other soldiers, no matter how good they may be at it. That’s the idea.
President: Well spoken, Emmanuel.
General Josephine: Thanks, Prez.
Senator Hubert: Who do you propose take up the mantle as heroes?
General Josephine: As senior chairman of the Rushmore Abnormal Containment Unit, and co-director of The United States Abnormal Surveillance Agency, I have had a good look at a variety of abnormal specimens.
President: Specimens? What kind?
General Josephine: That’s the fun part. The kind that makes you question the real.
Colonel Myers: We have them locked up for a reason.
General Josephine: Yes, to experiment on them. To weaponize them. But any zoologist can tell you that a caged bird will not exhibit natural behaviors. Mr. President, by allowing these abnormals to operate in public, and test the limits of their abilities, we will make discoveries far quicker and more significant than any we would make with them locked up in prison for the crime of being unique. They have the capability to help. Some of them want to help. And the longer we keep them in chains, the more they will detest us for it. And I don’t think we want them to be against us.
President: Okay. Let’s do it.
Everyone disagrees and yells. Aaron applauds.
General Josephine: One last thing, Mr. President. Before we make this public, we need to urge other countries to do the same thing. If they have abnormals, they need to do what we are doing. Otherwise, these people will become living deterrents. We’ll have a Cold World War on our hands. And I suggest a United Nations division to oversee the allocation of abnormal resources. We can’t do this without solidarity.
Senator Hubert: I think this is a terrible idea.
President: I don’t give a shit what you think, Angela. We have nothing better to do with these abnormals than to use them for something. And our research into their abilities have equaled fuck all. So let’s put their powers to use. Let’s save some lives. Get the United Nations on the phone, and tell them we need to hold a private meeting. Committee adjourned.
Everyone shuffles out. General Josephine passes the President, and whispers.
General Josephine: White people, right?
General Josephine's Pitch
I forgot I had this. I've been interested in the idea of corporate sponsored, and government supervised superheroes for years now. Something where celebrity is the core of theme. This was a first attempt at a scene for a movie surrounding that idea. It's kind of funny. General Josephine, if I recall, is a top ranking general who likes to wear a Hawaiian shirt.
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Artoveli Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, thanks a lot for adding me to your DevWatch! :wave:
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IIArtofMeII Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
Congratulations on Your DA Accomplishments!

As deviants, we should all support each other and inspire fellow artists to continue their creative journey. 

I would like to support your art and hope you will do the same for a new fellow deviant. As I continue to post art, I hope you will visit my page and give feedback and I will do the same for you. 

If I watch you and comment and favorite your pieces, will you do the same for IIArtofMeII ? 

Looking forward to supporting you and congratulations on a wonderful gallery thus far.
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Asahi-Taichou Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017
Thanks for the watch! ^_^ 
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tammleandbass Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the llama. I don't even know what those do!
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Asahi-Taichou Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017
They're just for fun. ^_^ 
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tammleandbass Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
As good a function as any.
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SO MUCH LUFF Thanks for faving

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rotterdamterror Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I looked at your icon and then I was like um
then I realized it was godot om g
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tammleandbass Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My friend :iconlevsta: drew it as a joke. He made a nicer one but I keep this one. It's been my icon since I started.
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Llama Emoji-46 (This and That) Thank you much for faving

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